| Best bits from Bizarre Online
I LAUNCHED my celebrity video service in September bringing you the moments the stars didnt want you to see, as well as the best interviews, music and movie clips. Here are my five favourites which you can watch by clicking here. 1) PARIS HILTON and LAZY LOHAN take a break from their day jobs whatever they may be to have a screaming row. Lindsay calls Paris a cokehead, while the hotel heiress replies with the more innovative firecrotch taunt. 2) BEN AFFLECK proves why you should never drink before meeting the press, when a clip surfaced of him making fun of people with cerebral palsy while groping his pretty interviewer. 3) X FACTOR runner-up Ray popped down to Bizarre before the grand final and ended up performing tricks in his Heelys all around The Sun offices.
Lindsay Lohan Leans Just How Hard Pole-Dancing Is
Washington (eCanadaNow) - While studying pole dancing for an upcoming film, Lindsay Lohan has apparently learned the physical perils of being a stripper, the New York Post reports. The newspaper reports that she's taking lessons from Sheila Kelly, developer of the aerobics striptease workout, for the film "I Know Who Killed Me," in which she takes on the role of topless dancer. The newspaper says Lohan sent an e-mail to friends last week, titled: "They're all whores, they're all whores . . . xcept for some obviously!" In excerpts printed by the newspaper, Lohan said, "So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we're talkin' like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark. "I mean really though, really, I didn't know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body.
AOL Music and Blender Magazine Present the 2006 Noisemaker Awards
NEW YORK--(BUSINESS WIRE)--AOL Music (www.aolmusic.com), a leading online music destination, along with Blender magazine, Dennis Publishing's acclaimed music magazine, teamed together to host Heroes and Trainwrecks: a 2006 year-end poll. The poll was a chance for fans to weigh in and vote on categories like Best New Artist, Song of the Year, Couple of the Year, Nip/Tuck of the Year and more, in an effort for determine the 2006 Noisemaker Awards. The results are now in, and the fans have spoken – the Best New Artist honor went to Gnarls Barkley, while Justin Timberlake scored high marks with the infectious, "My Love." Lindsay Lohan "wins" for Trainwreck of the Year. Ashlee Simpson's nose took home its own award for Nip/Tuck of the Year and even though the year is not completely over, 53% of fans voted that Britney Spears is the happiest to see 2006 over, given her tumultuous year.
Hilary Duff: Nicole Richie is a “skank”
Hilary Duff is less than impressed that her ex-boyfriend Joel Madden is already seeing Nicole Richie, just weeks after he and Hilary went their separate ways. Hilary and the Good Charlotte frontman dated for two years before splitting last month. A source told Us Weekly: "[Hilary] can't believe he's dating Nicole and thinks she's a skank." The source added that Hilary was surprised when she heard Nicole was driving back from Joel's when she was arrested for driving under the influence, having smoked marijuana and taken Vicodin: "she asked if Nicole had been coming from Joel's. … She kept saying she never knew Joel at all." Hilary has had a long running feud with Lindsay Lohan after Aaron Carter left Lindsay for Hilary in 2002.
Now Lindsay Lohan Knackers Herself By Stripping
As much as you respect Lindsay Lohan for constantly talking so much demented nonsense that she's actually become a parody of a parody of herself, it's another of Lindsay Lohan's talents that should be grabbing your attention at the moment - stripping. That's right - Lindsay Lohan is going to play a stripper in a new film entitled I Know Who Killed Me. But don't get too excited about it, because Lindsay Lohan's preparation for the movie hasn't been going well at all - according to reports, Lindsay Lohan has written an email to all her friends describing just how upsettingly bruised her legs have become after taking pole-dancing lessons. And a good job too, since there's certainly nothing we'd like to see more than the mottled, welt-covered stick-thin legs of an Alcoholics Anonymous member with a history of eating disorders gyrating on a 30ft screen in front of us for two hours, no siree.
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