| Maddest celeb quotes of 2006
Longstanding foot-in-mouth favourites like Paris Hilton and George W Bush take their places alongside new names like Nikki from Big Brother, Jo from The Apprentice and, er, Vaginika Seaman. Less predictably, there's Newsnight host Jeremy Paxman going postal live on TV. To the Chinese, 2006 was the Year of the Dog. But to these twaddle-talking celebs, it was a year of bull. "Baywatch has enriched and, in so many cases, helped save lives." DAVID HASSELHOFF, March "Ivanka does have a very nice figure. If she weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her." DONALD TRUMP (American billionaire), March "I'm sick of everyone saying I married my husband for money.
Best bits from Bizarre Online
I LAUNCHED my celebrity video service in September bringing you the moments the stars didnt want you to see, as well as the best interviews, music and movie clips. Here are my five favourites which you can watch by clicking here. 1) PARIS HILTON and LAZY LOHAN take a break from their day jobs whatever they may be to have a screaming row. Lindsay calls Paris a cokehead, while the hotel heiress replies with the more innovative firecrotch taunt. 2) BEN AFFLECK proves why you should never drink before meeting the press, when a clip surfaced of him making fun of people with cerebral palsy while groping his pretty interviewer. 3) X FACTOR runner-up Ray popped down to Bizarre before the grand final and ended up performing tricks in his Heelys all around The Sun offices.
Paris to party in Sydney
CELEBRITY bad-girl Paris Hilton will be partying in Sydney this new year's eve, a publicist said today. Launch Management Group publicist Antonia O'Neill said advertising man John Singleton has secured Hilton's services to choose the face of his new beer, Bondi Blonde. Organisers are confident the notorious party girl will show at Bondi on New Year's Day to select a bikini babe to be the face of the beer after spending the night enjoying new year's fun in Sydney. "We'll be taking good care of her on New Year's Eve,'' Ms O'Neill said."We are sure Sydney's hottest parties will want to let us know what they have planned to see if the world's biggest party girl will want to attend.'' The hotel heiress who appeared in reality television show The Simple Life arrives in Sydney on Thursday, the same day that 40 Bondi Blonde finalists will be chosen at Sydney's Hilton Hotel by Mr Singleton and pro-surfer Koby Abberton.
Paris Hilton's Vacation A Little Crowded?
Its been a while since we've seen heiress Paris Hilton roaming around town. The party animal went low pro for the holiday while relaxing under the sun in Hawaii. Paris was spotted frolicking on the beach with her on again beau Stavros Niarchos…but what's a trip with your entourage? Paris' greasy sidekick Brandon Davis accompanied the duo on their little vacation. The BFF's stepped out the other day for some last minute holiday shopping at the Wailea shops in Maui .
The socialite tried on some rings which left us wondering if she bought one to use as another PR stunt. She was spotted traveling around town in a limo and eventually escorted Brandon back to his hotel. I'm still trying to figure out why Brandon was on vacation with Paris and her boyfriend.
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